My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of.

THANK YOUUUUUUUUU TEHHHE TYSM RAZOR<3333

''You are not Lemko, do not deny your true nationality, you are Russian.'' IM SHITTING CRYING!L FMJWANJTGANJTGNJ. heyyy sooo... pick up a history book please and thank you thats first!! and secondly, I'm lemko and polish. you know. Poland. That pretty nation you failed to erase. So I'm as far from being a russian as I could be :3. Why are you so ass hurt over a minority?? Aww little baby's mad their lil soviet plan of erasing lemko identity didn't work... It's okay you can bitch and whine as much as you want. It won't change history nor what I have in my blood.

AWWWW THANK YOUUU I LOVE YOU TOOOOO VIVIVI MY GOAATT

idfk apparently having a personality that isnt 'i hate life and everything and im so edgy everything is cringe' makes you an awful human being that doesnt deserve kindness

Then don't look at my profile :333333333

mmmmmmmm good thing I never did that. Speaking of which I'm cooking right now :33333333333333

i am sentimental! It's a good thing to be. If I were to choose between apathy and 'softness', consider me a softie

You'd be surprised how many. Turns out, being sincere and honest with your feelings, beliefs and opinions makes you liked, or at the very least respected. I'm a rather calm person, I don't jump to harass others nor do I have any controversial opinions. Am I in cringe fandoms? Sure, plenty, but thats what makes me fun to so many of my dear friends. I'm not embrassed to admit I enjoy something many make fun of.. and if you truly believe someone being shy, a fan of anime or fandoms such as countryhumans makes them unlikeable? I fear you have some self reflection to do. Or perhaps you're mentally stuck in 2019 thinking things I enjoy are uwu baka animation memes or some shit? I think going after people purely because they like something niche or act in a specific way is way more fucking cringe than anything I've ever watched.

i am very confused. I'd love to assume this is mean and in which case.. whines softly with a sad expression??

do NOT burp at the dinner table.

he is.... hes the best.. always... everywher.e..............

HJELP.. awww.... everyone go SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AT @afterpain RIGHT NOW!

THANK YOUU SO ARE YOUUUUUU!!

Hehh... I Will.............